080415 瘋狂三人 by Yeh

080415



3 Crazy poeple /瘋狂三人



　　雖然現在已經週二，我來說說有關上週五的事吧。
Although it’s already Tuesday, let me still talk about what happened last Friday.

　　本來是有說要繼續玩象棋，但是後來因為Meyerhoff沒晚餐吃，在Fox前辦那什麼看起來不太好吃的活動，所以本來要在Meyerhoff邊吃邊下的Hannier和我就只好逃亡到別地方去。
Originally, we were going to play Chinese chess again, but Meyerhoff was close because of the event in front of Fox. Hannier and I was planning to play and eat in Meyerhoff was therefore forced to move somewhere else.

　　最後是到本少爺的房間，本少爺破天荒下廚煮蛋包飯，好在沒有把Hannier毒死，所以不用擔心，下任社長還很活蹦亂跳。
At the end, we decided to go to my place, and I cooked. Don’t worry, I didn’t poison Hannier, our next president is still alive and healthy.

　　然後就開始下棋。
Anyways, we started play chess.

　　Hannier小姐很天才，從頭到尾都很high，不知道在high什麼，激動到不行。後來找了Antonio一起來，三個人就縮在我的書桌旁邊盯著小棋盤……
Ms. Hannier was genius. She was hyper the whole time and don’t know what makes her hyper. Anyways, Antonio came to join us later that day. Three of us were staring at the small chessboard next to my desk…

　　然後發現每次我們抬頭看時間的時候，兩個小時已經飛逝，明明是六點已經變成八點，八點已經變成十點，後來瞬間又變成十一點多。
We realized every time we looked up to see the time, two hours had past. It was six and became eight; it was eight and became ten. And then suddenly it was eleven something.

　　當Antonio與本少爺正在煩惱著下棋，Hannier小姐在旁邊忽然之間有言語錯亂症狀發作，英文、中文、日文、台語全部一口氣擠在一個句子裡面，Antonio和我只能對她乾瞪眼。
While Antonio and I were playing chess, Hannier suddenly had a problem with her verbal. She mixed up English, Chinese, Japanese, and Taiwanese in one sentence. Antonio and I were shocked, and could only stare at her.

　　後來我們玩了大老二（亞洲撲克？黑桃二最大的那個遊戲），然後開始納悶著方塊和梅花的大小，然後不管是怎樣還是玩得很激動。
We also played Big Two (Chinese poker? The game that spades 2 is the bigest). There was confusion about diamond and club, but we enjoyed the game.

　　其實我是想要說那天發生很多笑話，可是我笑瘋之後現在已經忘記了，只記得那天真是笑到快要神經錯亂，真可惜，要是當場錄音……
I actually wanted to tell the jokes happened that day, but I was laughing like crazy and forgot what exactly happened. Well, what if it was recorded…



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